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“Why can’t we get all the people together in the world that we really like...”
– Charles M. Schulz
“One should examine oneself for a very long time before thinking of condemning...”
– Moliere
I’ve made mistakes and lost myself. But I’m still the person I used to be. And I’m spending my days trying to find that person. For me.
A Love Poem by Rumi
A moment of happiness,
you and I sitting on the verandah,
apparently two, but one in soul, you and I.
We feel the flowing water of life here,
you and I, with the garden’s beauty
and the birds singing.
The stars will be watching us,
and we will show them
what it is to be a thin crescent moon.
You and I unselfed, will be together,
indifferent to idle speculation, you and I.
The parrots of...
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss
The Response:...
WatchDance Floor Dale: This video gets graphic about halfway through. And um…it’s not for people who are epileptic.
Pick up lines that could get you killed
1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? 2. I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. 3. If it’s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning! 4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized? 5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face. 6. You are so fine that I’d eat...
this is the story of my life, but it’s such...
nomnomnomnomnomnom →
www.rijeka.com/phun/general/perfectday.htm
PERFECT DAY FOR A WOMAN:
8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses. 8:30 Weigh 5 lbs. lighter than yesterday. 8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants. 9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil. 10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer. 10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, and comb out. 12:00 Lunch with best friend at an outdoor cafe. 12:45...
My Little Pony or Porn Star Quiz →
This Game Reminds Me of the Final Scene In... →
WatchI really enjoyed this rendition of Stairway To Heaven. It sounded spicy :)
